The Goat Pen

Hey brahs. I'm a little fucked up. Perfect beer to tequila to weed ratio reached tonight. Love you guys. Even you retard rat.

Apparently "skanky" gets you a timeout on tik tok. Just got yelled at by a 3 sentence pop up window explaining why I was wrong to do what I did.

An architect would design from the ground up

True but I heard a very small percentage of them carry around a tape measure and kinda know how to use it.

Can someone explain to me what exactly is an “introvert”? Near as I can tell they’re ppl who don’t feel like following social guidelines and came up with a fancy name for it to make sure no one can ever call them out for their bullshit. Why do we tolerate this. Friggin kids today.

Believe they’re called architects.

Don’t you have some legos to put away or something?

Establishment propaganda has rotted your brain to where you prefer a genocidal maniac over Donald the Dove.

If Trump starts doing horrific war crimes and genocide, lemme know and you’ll have a point. Until then stfu.

A hole in one motherfuckers. A hole in one.

as hedge is smart enough to already know all of this.

Hedge may be dumb but he's not so dumb that he would agree with that bit of drivel. I won't even ask for a source b/c I already know that the source is your asshole.

Only idiots care about “stances”. Look at what he did compared to what Biden did and continues to do.

I may be getting fat now but I did used to lift. Trust me brah I’d just throw you down and run away as the bear ate you.

Stick this in your Billy Strings and Grateful Dead zero penis smellin asses. Fuck you. You're welcome.

I was hoping we'd get a resurgence after the letdown in game 4. We got this and maybe more. Boston has zero heart. I'd love to see us take them out in 7 and then the ghost of Julius Randle shoves his hard cock up DS' flabby ass.

Glad to see my Knicks back on track. Was worried there.

Interracial porn, brahs. Let's be honest. We've all been there a time or two.

I'll be surprised if the Knicks keep it close.

Not ready just yet, brah. I don't support genocidal monsters like Biden and Netty so I don't hate myself deep down inside to where I stopped living my life.

Shakespeare is garb. Buncha geezers in here I swear. SOme of you seem like you're already dead.