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Dallas/Minnesota is pretty tight. Should be your NBA finals right here.

I remember this fight, brahs. The Missing Link was no laughing matter. It was never proven but rumor was that he would put a needle or some other type of sharp object in that little patch of hair on the front of his head. https://www.tiktok.com/@wrestlemaniacs2/video/7326992967162465569?q=kerry%20vo...

Damn. I had forgotten all about "the rules", especially the part about how a couple of ugly trannies wrote it.

Maher is decent at comedy, lousy at politics. The bigger story is IB watches The View.

Perkins' heart was in the right place but honestly didn't even begin to dress the stupid hags down like Shaq, Barkley, or most any other former player analyst would have done.

I started in t-ball because it was the only thing available at my age. Great time for an up-and-coming young tyke to learn a little about the game when it would take 4-5 hours to complete with someone that small trying to actually pitch.

Darvish 25 consecutive scoreless innings pitched. Most ever by a Jap.

My Knicks couldn’t get it done. Cut it to 7 in the 3rd but ran out of gas. With a healthy team they easily beat the Pacers and take out Boston in 7.

Rangers on the other hand are in play to make the Stanley Cup finals.

hubba hubba

fuck that. just get blowjobs on the podium after the anthems.

Hey brahs. I'm a little fucked up. Perfect beer to tequila to weed ratio reached tonight. Love you guys. Even you retard rat.

Apparently "skanky" gets you a timeout on tik tok. Just got yelled at by a 3 sentence pop up window explaining why I was wrong to do what I did.

An architect would design from the ground up

True but I heard a very small percentage of them carry around a tape measure and kinda know how to use it.

Can someone explain to me what exactly is an “introvert”? Near as I can tell they’re ppl who don’t feel like following social guidelines and came up with a fancy name for it to make sure no one can ever call them out for their bullshit. Why do we tolerate this. Friggin kids today.

Believe they’re called architects.

Don’t you have some legos to put away or something?

Establishment propaganda has rotted your brain to where you prefer a genocidal maniac over Donald the Dove.

If Trump starts doing horrific war crimes and genocide, lemme know and you’ll have a point. Until then stfu.

A hole in one motherfuckers. A hole in one.