The Goat Pen

Jungle Rat wrote: ↑Fri May 17, 2024 2:58 pm I can't wait till you go to hell & women devils are poking you with pitchforks all day.

While discussing politics, WNBA, and their menstrual cycles…and giggling at his micro penis…

hedge wrote: ↑Thu May 16, 2024 3:35 pm If it was me, I'd call you...

A+

For Tree…

When I say “the Bard”, I’m referring to William Shakespeare, who is also well known as the “Bard of Avon”, or simply “the Bard”…

A+ for the Bard…

I would disagree that a Romney, Bush, or Haley ticket would win. If either of them were the nominee, RFK Jr would pull more Rs, who are anti-immigration and anti-war, to his side. To be honest, RFK Jr. represents the country more than the main party candidates, but each side is afraid they will hav...

That was Greg Amsinger talking. He’s a doofus. Typical Cardinal fan…

That Eddie Murphy left us way too soon.

God, the stupid in here is thick.

Learn the game, simp.

The pope should have signed the jersey and handed it back to him…

Who gives a shit? It’s not 2016.

Now you’re getting it…

Are you saying there’s nothing between “old, small, shitty, and in the middle of nowhere” and “brand new McMansion”?

Because it seems you are…and then you double down with “that’s all any first time buyer can afford” and “that’s what we all did”…which is just silly.

That’s simply just not true.

I would suggest an NFC North topic, but that would attract Packers fans, and fuck that.

You mean Trubisky-lite?

I'm ad rock and I shock and I tick and I tock
And I can't stop with the body rock
See I've got heart like John Starks
Hitting mad sparks
Pass me the mic
And I'll be rocking the whole park

Can’t wait…

My money is on him getting all 3 wrong…

Dammit. RIP

That’s hilarious!