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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by innocentbystander » Sun Mar 17, 2024 7:38 pm

hedge wrote: ↑Sun Mar 17, 2024 7:08 pm
innocentbystander wrote: ↑Sun Mar 17, 2024 1:51 pm I'm calling it. If Auburn wins this game, they get the last #1 slot with Houston, Purdue, and UConn.
Guess the committee didn't agree with you, you fucking moron...
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Post by innocentbystander » Sun Mar 17, 2024 7:50 pm

eCat wrote: ↑Sun Mar 17, 2024 6:53 pm GOAT PEN BRACKET

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my picks are in
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Post by eCat » Sun Mar 17, 2024 7:51 pm

Auburn didn't have many strong wins. The SEC fed on itself this year.

And UT lands St. Peters.
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Post by hedge » Sun Mar 17, 2024 8:19 pm

"well they are wrong and I am right"

OK, so Auburn got a 2 seed, you were pretty close to being right. What's that? Auburn got a 3 seed? Well, you look pretty dumb predicting a team that got a 3 seed as a 1 seed. Wait, what's that? Auburn got a 4 seed and you predicted them as a 1 seed? Fucking moron...
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Post by innocentbystander » Sun Mar 17, 2024 8:33 pm

eCat wrote: ↑Sun Mar 17, 2024 7:51 pm Auburn didn't have many strong wins. The SEC fed on itself this year.

And UT lands St. Peters.
Fair enough
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Post by DooKSucks » Sun Mar 17, 2024 9:19 pm

innocentbystander wrote: ↑Sun Mar 17, 2024 1:51 pm I'm calling it. If Auburn wins this game, they get the last #1 slot with Houston, Purdue, and UConn.
You are easily one of the dumbest mother fuckers to comment on college basketball in the 25+ year history of college basketball message boards, and given the drivel that is posted about the sport, that's quite the accomplishment. You are just fucking stupid.
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Post by DooKSucks » Sun Mar 17, 2024 9:21 pm

hedge wrote: ↑Sun Mar 17, 2024 5:00 pm "I must be living in an alternate universe from you because in my universe, today's date is March 17th."

My brother is 25 years sober today...
That's great. Good for him. How is he doing btw? His kids should be out of college, no?

Also, is he doing any of the Gen X litigation down here?
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Post by hedge » Sun Mar 17, 2024 9:49 pm

He's doing something that I think is going to be very lucrative. Something to do with a Monsanto asbestos-like product that was pumped into NC State buildings. They're trying to claim statute of limitations, but he doesn't think that's going to work...
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by Jungle Rat » Sun Mar 17, 2024 10:40 pm

hedge wrote: ↑Sun Mar 17, 2024 8:19 pm "well they are wrong and I am right"

OK, so Auburn got a 2 seed, you were pretty close to being right. What's that? Auburn got a 3 seed? Well, you look pretty dumb predicting a team that got a 3 seed as a 1 seed. Wait, what's that? Auburn got a 4 seed and you predicted them as a 1 seed? Fucking moron...
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Post by innocentbystander » Sun Mar 17, 2024 11:05 pm

DooKSucks wrote: ↑Sun Mar 17, 2024 9:19 pm
innocentbystander wrote: ↑Sun Mar 17, 2024 1:51 pm I'm calling it. If Auburn wins this game, they get the last #1 slot with Houston, Purdue, and UConn.
You are easily one of the dumbest mother fuckers to comment on college basketball in the 25+ year history of college basketball message boards, and given the drivel that is posted about the sport, that's quite the accomplishment. You are just fucking stupid.
No one cares what you think.
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Post by BigRedMan » Mon Mar 18, 2024 5:28 am

I would appreciate it if fucking Nebraska would stop owning IU Basketball. Aw hell, I wish everyone would stop owning IU basketball.

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by hedge » Mon Mar 18, 2024 7:37 am

It's lives...
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Post by hedge » Mon Mar 18, 2024 7:54 am

I can't fill out my bracket..
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by hedge » Mon Mar 18, 2024 7:56 am

Never mind..
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by eCat » Mon Mar 18, 2024 9:35 am

very hard to repeat back to back - only has happened twice since the modern era of college ball.
no one from the west has won a championship since 1997 - goodbye Arizona
Auburn, Duke, Kentucky, Creighton , Illinois and Marquette either don't have the defensive or offensive chops based on past champions
No team that has lost the first game of their tournament has ever won the championship - goodbye UT




Basically that leaves UNC, Houston and Purdue
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by hedge » Mon Mar 18, 2024 9:36 am

UK doesn't have the offensive chops? Didn't they put up like 120 on somebody fairly recently?
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by Saint » Mon Mar 18, 2024 10:05 am

I'm taking Houston over Carolina in the final after the Coogs pay back State in the regional finals. Wiscy beats dook. Send me your money now
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by eCat » Mon Mar 18, 2024 10:06 am

yea but UK plays defense like a 90 year old man

I have Houston over Carolina too
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by Saint » Mon Mar 18, 2024 10:29 am

Dang, I thought it was a unique perspective.
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by Saint » Mon Mar 18, 2024 10:30 am

I realized watching the 2nd half of the State UNC game that I don't know shit about college hoops now. Who are all these players?
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