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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by eCat » Tue Nov 15, 2011 10:05 am

so I've decided to take up golf again, not because I'm particularly interested in playing golf but because my daughter is interested in it.

I read that colleges love women golfers for Title IX because its so cheap to have a women's golf team and if a young girl can break 100 routinely a college somewhere would give her a shot.

So I'm going buy a good set of junior clubs for her, take her to a driving range and see how long she stays interested.
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by crashcourse » Tue Nov 15, 2011 10:15 am

drop the 50 bucks and get her a lesson
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by eCat » Tue Nov 15, 2011 10:26 am

definitely
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.
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Post by Cletus » Tue Nov 15, 2011 1:59 pm

eCat wrote:so I've decided to take up golf again, not because I'm particularly interested in playing golf but because my daughter is interested in it.

I read that colleges love women golfers for Title IX because its so cheap to have a women's golf team and if a young girl can break 100 routinely a college somewhere would give her a shot.

So I'm going buy a good set of junior clubs for her, take her to a driving range and see how long she stays interested.
Maybe that was once the case but I'm pretty sure a girl needs to be a lot better than that to get a shot on a team these days. Georgetown's womens golf team is not very good and it looks like the worst player on the team has a stroke average in the low 80s. It's not very hard to get an average in the low 80s but that's a long way from 100.
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by TheBigMook » Tue Nov 15, 2011 2:01 pm

e don't need her to go to no Georgetown. EKU will be just fine!
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by Dave23 » Tue Nov 15, 2011 2:05 pm

Memphis is wearing some sweet throwbacks today.

Tigers up 46-39 on Belmont at half...Belmont's pretty good, or this would be a blowout.

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Post by crashcourse » Tue Nov 15, 2011 3:13 pm

belmont could be a sleeper in march
lost to duke by only one last week
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Post by AlabamAlum » Tue Nov 15, 2011 3:19 pm

Bama beat Oakland last night. Didn't know they were a Michigan team. Thought they were Californian. And didn't they beat someone decent in the tourney last year.
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Post by Dave23 » Tue Nov 15, 2011 3:24 pm

Memphis 97

Belmont 81

They hung tough for as long as they could, but the Tigers are too well-conditioned...no one can run with them...
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by eCat » Tue Nov 15, 2011 3:59 pm

TheBigMook wrote:e don't need her to go to no Georgetown. EKU will be just fine!
EKU would be OK with me

eh...if it doesn't pan out the worst case scenario is I get to spend a few hours with my daughter each week until she gets tired of it
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by Regelbuck » Tue Nov 15, 2011 4:44 pm

Rat, are you a gator fan in basketball this year or not? Just want to get your clarification BEFORE tonight's game......
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by TheBigMook » Tue Nov 15, 2011 4:46 pm

eCat wrote:
TheBigMook wrote:e don't need her to go to no Georgetown. EKU will be just fine!
EKU would be OK with me

eh...if it doesn't pan out the worst case scenario is I get to spend a few hours with my daughter each week until she gets tired of it
You might just want to steer her away from Penn State for a while.
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by Jungle Rat » Tue Nov 15, 2011 5:39 pm

Regelbuck wrote:Rat, are you a gator fan in basketball this year or not? Just want to get your clarification BEFORE tonight's game......
Always. Suckeyes win though.
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by AugustWest » Tue Nov 15, 2011 6:47 pm


You might just want to steer her away from Penn State for a while.

dont think SHE has anything to worry about.
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by TheBigMook » Tue Nov 15, 2011 7:40 pm

True, but the Penn State students have revealed that they are quite apelike in thought and probably not a great environment to drop an 18 year old girl in.
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by Hizzy III » Tue Nov 15, 2011 9:47 pm

Good game in Columbus so far.
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by guncase » Tue Nov 15, 2011 10:08 pm

OK boys..... lets all celebrate Coach K's brand spanking new all time record togethter .... K has more wins than Knight, deano-rednose, and rupp .... I know you all just love it.... think of it as a special thanksgiving gift from K to all basketball fans everywhere.....
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by eCat » Tue Nov 15, 2011 10:10 pm

I'm going to go out on a limb here and say that Michigan St has the hardest schedule in the nation
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by Owlman » Tue Nov 15, 2011 10:37 pm

Who is guncase??
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by TheBigMook » Tue Nov 15, 2011 10:39 pm

An asshole?
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