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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by crotch » Fri Jul 25, 2014 12:05 pm

BigRedMan wrote:No problem with it. Just don't thump the chest about bench players bringing up the team GPA.
Brandon Knight.... Anthony Davis.... Alex Poythress...Kyle Wiltzer.....MKG... Teague..... WCS...... all above 3.0 GPA. Hardly qualifies as bench players.

Noting that the UK team's GPA included five players who entered this year's NBA Draft, Calipari said in a statement released Friday that "all this stuff bitter old men say that they don't go to class, it's not true."

Three of those early entrants to the NBA Draft — freshmen Anthony Davis, Michael Kidd-Gilchrist and Marquis Teague — combined for a grade-point average of "well above 3.0," UK said in a news release.

The UK news release called the men's basketball team "the most high-profile example in a department full of student-athletes committed to excelling both on and off the field."
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by Jungle Rat » Fri Jul 25, 2014 12:57 pm

Indiana. Heh. Losers.
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Post by DooKSucks » Sat Jul 26, 2014 10:00 pm

I feel oddly compelled to inform you cocksuckers about this. I am engaged. Kiss my ass.
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Post by AlabamAlum » Sat Jul 26, 2014 10:28 pm

Congrats.
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by eCat » Sat Jul 26, 2014 10:30 pm

about time you were as miserable as the rest of us
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.
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Post by aTm » Sun Jul 27, 2014 12:34 am

How big a girl is she? Congrats.
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by Jungle Rat » Sun Jul 27, 2014 9:30 am

You dumb mother fucker.
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by AlabamAlum » Sun Jul 27, 2014 1:31 pm

TOP 10 QUESTIONS FOR DS' WEDDING:


Is the bridal registry at Golden Corral or the Farmers' Co-Op?

Does Carhartt make a tux?



(Someone else needs to step up and come up with the other questions)
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by 10ac » Sun Jul 27, 2014 1:47 pm

Will the bridal veil include an actual bridle?
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Post by Dr. Nostron » Sun Jul 27, 2014 8:17 pm

Is the bride-to-be also his cousin?
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by sardis » Sun Jul 27, 2014 8:56 pm

Did she find out she wasn't getting amnesty?
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by Bklyn » Sun Jul 27, 2014 10:09 pm

How much tiger penis do you have to buy for the reception?
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by Jungle Rat » Sun Jul 27, 2014 10:17 pm

What's her mom look like?
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by BigRedMan » Mon Jul 28, 2014 9:28 am

Is she blind and deaf?
Sure, I've been called a xenophobe, but the truth is, I'm not. I honestly just feel that America is the best country and the other countries aren't as good. That used to be called patriotism.
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by Cats rule » Mon Jul 28, 2014 10:13 am

he's found the perfect woman, couldn't ask for more.
deaf, dumb, nympho who owns a liquor store.
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by hedge » Tue Jul 29, 2014 1:59 pm

I have met DS's fiance (if it's the gal he was with down at the beach a couple of weeks ago). She is a lovely girl. Congrats, DS...
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by eCat » Tue Jul 29, 2014 2:00 pm

not really any of my business but I thought DS was dating an Asian chick a few months back?
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by hedge » Tue Jul 29, 2014 2:01 pm

She so horny...
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by aTm » Tue Jul 29, 2014 2:57 pm

Apparently that was over 2 years ago. A post from August 2012 says he had broken up with her.
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by hedge » Tue Jul 29, 2014 3:27 pm

Time flies when you're having fun...
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