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Re: North Carolina Tar Heels

Post by hedge » Wed Dec 13, 2023 9:02 am

That only took 20 years...
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Theyre kinda pointless and not useful for anything. Other than maybe like hiding a message no one will see or something dumb.
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Post by hedge » Wed Dec 13, 2023 2:30 pm

An easier way to do that would just be to post in Rat's forum...
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Post by DooKSucks » Wed Dec 13, 2023 5:59 pm

Jungle Rat wrote: Tue Dec 12, 2023 4:32 pm
hedge wrote: Tue Dec 12, 2023 3:23 pm I had a Grand Marquis before I got my current car. Had almost 300K on it. Hated to give it up, but my dad had the Buick with 100K on it just sitting there not getting driven, so I swapped. Gave the Mercury to my truck driver, he immediately put jacked it up and put those big ass rims on it. He's still driving it...
My dad was a Buick guy for many years until a salesman called him Chief. He went Toyota after that. The salesman was annoying as fuck & if we didn't get my dad out of there he was gonna belt him. Only time I've seen him that mad besides when I got 4 Fs in college.
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Post by Jungle Rat » Wed Dec 13, 2023 6:26 pm

All I know is I totalled the last one he owned. That's when he met Chief.

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Re: North Carolina Tar Heels

Post by Tree » Wed Dec 13, 2023 9:04 pm

Jungle Rat wrote: Tue Dec 12, 2023 4:32 pm
hedge wrote: Tue Dec 12, 2023 3:23 pm I had a Grand Marquis before I got my current car. Had almost 300K on it. Hated to give it up, but my dad had the Buick with 100K on it just sitting there not getting driven, so I swapped. Gave the Mercury to my truck driver, he immediately put jacked it up and put those big ass rims on it. He's still driving it...
My dad was a Buick guy for many years until a salesman called him Chief. He went Toyota after that. The salesman was annoying as fuck & if we didn't get my dad out of there he was gonna belt him. Only time I've seen him that mad besides when I got 4 Fs in college.
Might explain why you're so sensitive, brah.
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Post by sardis » Thu Dec 14, 2023 1:17 am

My dad was a Grand Marquis guy. Bought and traded one every odd year from 1969 til his death in 1985. The Merciry salesman was crying at the funeral…

My favorite was the huge Grand Marquis Broughams of the 70’s, bigger than most tiny houses. Us kids could lay all over those. He also had Chevy Blazers as his company vehicle. Those things now sell for a pretty penny. Would love to own one.

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Post by hedge » Thu Dec 14, 2023 12:26 pm

The Park Avenue's were good cars, esp. the Ultra model. I wouldn't bet on the Ultra against a Tesla or a Porsche in a race, but I'd bet on it against 90% of the cars on the road. Those things would fly...
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Re: North Carolina Tar Heels

Post by Jungle Rat » Thu Dec 14, 2023 1:35 pm

Tree never knew his dad so he can't relate.

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Post by Tree » Tue Dec 26, 2023 10:14 pm

So my new job as a temp sucks. My temp agency treats me like shit at every turn. Took like 2 weeks and 10 calls just to get my first paycheck. I'm thinking about taking the whole year off to work on my resume and get a sweet job in 2025. Got enough money saved up to do it to0. This is going to be the year of the Tree, brahs. Nothing but bars and black and Latina chicks, brahs. So over white bitches. They are horrible.
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Re: North Carolina Tar Heels

Post by Jungle Rat » Tue Dec 26, 2023 11:47 pm

Not a single white girl gave you the time of day. Maybe it's because you're a temp.

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Post by hedge » Wed Dec 27, 2023 1:02 pm

"This is going to be the year of the Tree, brahs."

Please make like a tree and leave...
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Post by innocentbystander » Wed Dec 27, 2023 4:59 pm

Jungle Rat wrote: Wed Dec 27, 2023 1:11 pm
Watch out for the spikes that Biden's nominee for BLM, Tracy Stone-Manning, used to hammer into those trees just to kill you for sawing them.
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Post by Jungle Rat » Wed Dec 27, 2023 10:48 pm

I wish she would spike you in the head.

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Re: North Carolina Tar Heels

Post by Tree » Sat Jan 06, 2024 9:47 pm

Shit got really real really fast.

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Post by sardis » Fri Jan 12, 2024 10:22 am

If he keeps messing up his legs, he may have to play like that.

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Re: North Carolina Tar Heels

Post by hedge » Fri Jan 12, 2024 10:32 am

Is there a midget golf league?
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Re: North Carolina Tar Heels

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I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.

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