The Goat Pen

Saint wrote: ↑Thu Feb 08, 2024 7:06 pm What about the Kentucky moms who claim to have been drugged in the Bahamas only to wake up with big black Bahamian mamba in 'em?

Ladies, please, do not leave on international vacations to go drinking without your husbands.

"The women took toxicology tests when they returned to the ship and reported the rapes, Gerson said

Toxicology results, he said, found little if no alcohol in his clients' systems, but the women tested positive for benzos and other drugs including cocaine."

Not sure why a rapist would spike his victim's drink with cocaine, seems counterproductive. Plus, if there was enough to show up in a toxicology test it would be detectable by the victims on the first sip. Sounds like these ladies might've been doing blow on their own. Good for them...

No photos of them on the link above. They're not bad

Link?

The one on the right seems to have elephantiasis on her thighs.

When I read that, the first thing was, yeah, they were running for cover in case their husbands plan didn't cover an abortion.

One of them had a UK sweatshirt on in another pic

Goddamn man, quit reporting it, show it!

Figured...

https://ewnews.com/conflicting-accounts ... ms-account

“Accusations of any kind are always thoroughly investigated by Pirates Cove management and, when warranted, the organization calls in local authorities.”

Blackbeard is rolling in his grave...

sardis wrote: ↑Fri Feb 09, 2024 12:16 pm When I read that, the first thing was, yeah, they were running for cover in case their husbands plan didn't cover an abortion.

I didn't know what to think until I saw the picture. The two of them appear to be in their 40s but still acting like they are in their 20s. I concur with your first instincts.

I'm confused - so they wanted some big bahamian dick and claimed rape when they got caught?

One on the left looks like a dude and not a particularly attractive one.

eCat wrote: ↑Mon Feb 12, 2024 5:34 pm I'm confused - so they wanted some big bahamian dick and claimed rape when they got caught?

So, they did the same thing that has been going on for hundreds of years across multiple continents? Shocking!

On another note, I'm taking the family to Disney for a week in April, and holy fuck. I decided to stay onsite, do all of the stuff a four year old who still believes this stuff would want to do, and not skimp without being extravagant. This shit is going to cost me $15k (including what will be spent during the trip) before it is finished. Fuck me.

is your kid old enough to remember it?

I dropped serious money on disney - stayed on site, breakfast with the characters, etc and my kids don't remember a damn thing

Where you staying?