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That IS Vermont.

Right? Murica's best kept secret?

Heading up there next week. And Canada, too. The only AA I'll see will be at the Hornets/Raptors game.

Been meaning to bring this up for some time. Who are the top posters here, brahs? The other site has a whole board full of dudes that are hilarious all the time with funny jokes, amazing sports acumen, and a few hot babes to boot. Hookups happen from time to time of course. Who's the best poster here? Let's see. 1 alpha male in a sea of foggy old dudes who are near retirement/death and don't get out anymore. None of which give a shit. Oh right! That would be me! Fuck you guys. I'll be at the other site this year. And Rat you especially can eat my asshole you tepid douche.

Other site? lmao

What is the other site?

Byron. Call me on my cell.

I especially like how he singled me out.

I still got it boys.

hedge wrote: ↑Tue Jan 02, 2024 9:13 am What is the other site?

There's a new Latina there that's been doing pms, texts, and even facetime calls with everyone. Has some sports acumen too. Late 20's or maybe early 30's. About 5'2, big tits and ass, sweet smile. That place is a real joy I tell ya.

Wanda. You know what to do.

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Came across my wife's facebook page today. Had some shiny new pics of her new bf doing some retarded "funny" poses. Although I would be happy to set him on fire if I could, I kinda feel sorry for the young lad. No clue what he's in for.

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Tree wrote: ↑Wed Jan 24, 2024 11:25 pm Came across my wife's facebook page today. Had some shiny new pics of her new bf doing some retarded "funny" poses. Although I would be happy to set him on fire if I could, I kinda feel sorry for the young lad. No clue what he's in for.

you mean ex wife?

Nope. She's fucking that dude right out in the open. Right in his face. He's mocking Tree.

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Jungle Rat wrote: ↑Thu Mar 14, 2024 11:11 am

My father lost one of his best friends to a lightening strike when they were 12, and my father was one of the first few to arrive because he happened to be with his uncle and cousin who were members of the community's fire department. Dad said the poor kid was covered in burns.

Then, 8-10 years later in the early 70's, Dad was indirectly struck by lightening. They had just stopped using the old style tobacco barns and had bought their first bulk barns for tobacco. Dad had a crew putting some of the first tobacco into the racks when a storm hit. Dad and a couple of others were in the bulk barn leaning against the side of it waiting for the storm to pass when lightening struck, knocked the shit out of everyone and threw them to the ground. He said it felt like someone had knocked the wind out of him, hit him in the head with a hammer and then kicked the living shit out of the rest of his body all at once.