Uncle Bud
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Dave23
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Re: Uncle Bud
Well played! Colon Blow is classic!
The older I get the more I pretty much hate every cocksucker that is making decisions in this world and all of the idiots that root for political parties like sports teams. — aTm
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Re: Uncle Bud
I had a thrombosed hemorrhoid that had to be surgically removed. The surgeon who did it went "holy shit" when he pulled the clot out.
I proudly took AFAM 040 at Carolina.
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Re: Uncle Bud
both my dad and brother had surgery. I thought I had dodged a bullet being in my 50's. got my first one about 4 months ago.
If it happens again, I'm gonna have them put a rubber band on it like they do with steer balls
If it happens again, I'm gonna have them put a rubber band on it like they do with steer balls
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.
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Re: Uncle Bud
OK, I cringed when I read that…
The older I get the more I pretty much hate every cocksucker that is making decisions in this world and all of the idiots that root for political parties like sports teams. — aTm
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Re: Uncle Bud
everything AA told me like 10 years ago that I should be doing health wise, I am doing now.
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.
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Re: Uncle Bud
AA needs to give us a retirement update.
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Re: Uncle Bud
He's dead. Good luck e.
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Re: Uncle Bud
Fiber intake and statins I remember immediately. Probably some other stuff
10 years ago I was like STFU Euell Gibbons
10 years ago I was like STFU Euell Gibbons
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.
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Re: Uncle Bud
By all rights I should be dead now but here I am in the best shape I've been in decades whilst Hedge adds poundage daily
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Re: Uncle Bud
Your colon must have a self walking floor like that dude's truck dropping off shredded paper at the recyclers this week.
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Re: Uncle Bud
I'm down to 220 man...
I want someone's ass blistered in the middle of Thanksgiving Square.
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Re: Uncle Bud
been trying to mix things up at the house
I've had 2 good friends have heart attacks in the past 2 years, so given my noticeable girth, everyone is telling me to change my ways. Some have suggested the Medditerean Diet instead of Keto. Everyone in the house agreed to it so we've been on it for a little over a week now.
Last night we had mint lamb with artichoke provencal . I enjoyed it, my wife, not so much
She complained all night about her stomach and being gassy. This morning out of frustration before she went to work she screamed "I WISH I COULD JUST POOP!"
so probably not having mint lamb anytime soon
I've had 2 good friends have heart attacks in the past 2 years, so given my noticeable girth, everyone is telling me to change my ways. Some have suggested the Medditerean Diet instead of Keto. Everyone in the house agreed to it so we've been on it for a little over a week now.
Last night we had mint lamb with artichoke provencal . I enjoyed it, my wife, not so much
She complained all night about her stomach and being gassy. This morning out of frustration before she went to work she screamed "I WISH I COULD JUST POOP!"
so probably not having mint lamb anytime soon
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.
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Re: Uncle Bud
Cut out the sugar, fatty. All of it. Eat all the bread, meat and dairy you want. Thank me later.
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Re: Uncle Bud
well I have cut out sugar, and way back on bread. Closest thing I eat to anything sweet now is almonds
Wife is toasting Ciabatta bread right now with fresh butter and my mouth is watering for it.
tonight we had a $5 roasted chicken from Costco
Wife is toasting Ciabatta bread right now with fresh butter and my mouth is watering for it.
tonight we had a $5 roasted chicken from Costco
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.
Re: Uncle Bud
I have 5 different types of candy on Amazon subscription in addition to 2 large drawers full of various sweets I can pick and choose from at any given time.
"For me, crazy as it seems, there is a real relationship between wild, reckless abandon off the field and being that way on the field." - Lawrence Taylor
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Re: Uncle Bud
Crackhead
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Re: Uncle Bud
wait , I forgot, I eat apples
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.