The Goat Pen

LOL, that's true...

Tree

Prediction gone wrong.

This made me think of Tree

So I had my first Tinder date last night after learning that I will possibly be getting laid off from my new company that has been going kinda well. We met at a bar and had drinks. She had big red hair that reminded me a little of Peggy Bundy but with bigger tits and less personality, although she did have a cool vibe nonetheless. One thing led to another and she came back to my place. This is where the story gets weird. I fucked her and came in her twice with only a 5-10 min break in between sessions. First time that's ever happened. I think I played some Dio Sabbath on my bluetooth speaker while we chatted on the sofa, but was too drunk to remember for sure. Thank God she wasn't there when I got up. There is a vague rememberance of a kiss on the cheek around 6 in the morning before announcing she had to go. Doubt I'll be seeing her again.

My new lead is a hotter brunette that came out and admitted she has herpes on her pussy followed by "Is that a problem?". I'm still deciding. More info to come.

What was the significance to that story of the information that you might be about to get laid off? That you're getting laid off from your job but laid on Tinder?

Good question

So on a whim I went to see HerpePussy this weekend and she was awful but her friend was hot. Didn't work out but I had fun trying.

Hope they're going half speed like with the Roy Jones jr fight. If not the little white dude might not make it out alive.

I believe Tyson took a huge payday to take it easy on Paul. No knockouts, no brutal head or kidney shots and let Paul come out looking like a legit opponent.

There is no upside to him fighting or even winning. A loss would derail what little there is of Paul's career at this point. Its a payday for both of them but only one of them cares about who wins.

I've been doing this new thing in the bathroom lately where after I shit, wipe, and flush, the toilet clogs and I have no choice but to reach in with my hand and loosen the tp clump so the next flush can go down. I feel pretty bad about all this but it seems quicker and easier than plunging 30% of my dump flushes. I can't help but wonder if I'm alone on this one or if it's just my shitty toilet. No pun intended.