The Goat Pen

Show her some midget porn

DooKSucks wrote: ↑Sun Jan 21, 2024 1:40 am

innocentbystander wrote: ↑Sat Jan 20, 2024 10:02 pm Sports Illustrated learned that if you go "woke" you go "broke." They had a man (probably one with his penis whacked off) as the cover model for the swimsuit edition and (well) no one buys the magazine anymore. SI announced everyone is being laid off.

Or it could be that print media is dying and that magazines are going down the drain faster than Trump’s cognitive abilities

As hedge said last week, both things can be true.

in addition to overusing the word cooch, I am also listening to the "The Ride" by DAC on loop around the house.

My wife doesn't know Saint but she hates his ass for introducing me to the Cornbreadcowboi

My Kentucky mountain accent is in full swing again.


have your paid your dues, can you moooooAAAnnnn the blues, can ya......bend them get..tar strangs.......

You could also play the original version of Respect...

I'm about to give you all of my money
And all I'm askin' in return, honey
Is to give me my profits

I feel like I've missed out on life looking at the Cornbread Cowboi reels

That was true long before Cornbread entered the picture...

Im gonna need some clarification. Do you feel that your life is passing you by while you're stuck doing nothing except looking at reels on your phone? Or is it that seeing Cornbread Cowboi makes you realize all the things that you should also have been doing in your life?

Undoubtedly the latter...

sitting around in the evenings I've been watching some old western TV series.

Around dinner each night I watch Tales of Wells Fargo, followed by a show called Lawman.

I can only imagine being a 10 year old boy in 1957 , the golden age of Westerns on TV.

Anways, I am crushing hard on a woman on lawman named Peggie Castle



she'll never beat Donna Reed though

Who is the Rick Dalton of the shows?

Dale Robertson

well Steve McQueen literally plays a bounty hunter in Wanted Dead or Alive, and its a classic 50's Western Series.

so I guess it would be him.

Dale Robertson plays a Wells Fargo investigator

You know Tarantino has an entires TV series already written, and he said a long time ago that it would be Bounty Law. I don't understand why Netflix hasn't picked it up and ran with it. He has 8 episodes written

Never knew Byron Allen as a "media mogul". I just remember him as a fill-in comedian on tv.

https://www.yahoo.com/finance/news/para ... 25453.html

Oh yeah. Dude is loaded. I only know him for talking sports at night during late night benders.

I remember Byron Allen from the show Real People. Damn, I’m old.

Same, Dave. I thought that was all he ever did. But I just watched because I wanted bone Sarah Purcell

RIP Apollo Creed

Huh, I thought I remember he died a long time ago.