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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by sardis » Mon May 23, 2016 9:56 am

Our favorite golfer ends the tournament with an eagle, gets a fist pump from his hot caddie/girlfriend, and collects a $40,000 check. On to the next tournament.

What a life...a short one, but pretty cool.

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Post by DooKSucks » Mon May 23, 2016 4:58 pm

LMAO.
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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by Dave23 » Mon May 30, 2016 12:25 am

Happy Birthday Hizzy...RIP
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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by Bklyn » Mon May 30, 2016 7:06 am

Indeed. Peace be upon you, brother Hizzy.
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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by Jungle Rat » Tue May 31, 2016 10:58 pm

Surprised nobody's talking about the Gorilla in the room.

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Post by eCat » Wed Jun 01, 2016 9:39 am

I do blame the zoo for building an enclosure that allows a kid to get access to a gorilla

I hate that animal had to die.
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Post by Jungle Rat » Wed Jun 01, 2016 10:09 am

Agreed.

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Post by hedge » Wed Jun 01, 2016 10:18 am

Patrons of Vegan Cafe Are Pelted With Meat in Tbilisi, Georgia

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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by hedge » Wed Jun 01, 2016 12:06 pm

I love the mournful violin soundtrack...

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Post by crotch » Wed Jun 01, 2016 2:49 pm

When hunters in Russia found a distressed, orphaned bear cub, one loving couple took it upon themselves to nurse the poor thing back to health. Svetlana and Yuriy Panteleenko gave the three-month-old cub a home, one he still lives at 23 years later.

Now fully grown, Stepan the bear is fully domesticated. While it’s hard to imagine a docile bear, the Panteleenko’s assure us that Stepan is a very loving and sociable pet. Forget kibble, Stepan consumes a feast of 25kg of fish, eggs, and vegetables every day. Like a giant dog, he’s quite the goof; he loves playing with his favorite ball and cuddling up with his humans. “He absolutely loves people and is a really sociable bear," Svetlana says.

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Post by Jungle Rat » Thu Jun 02, 2016 1:32 am

Bad day for the bear camp.

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Post by hedge » Thu Jun 02, 2016 8:12 am

"Stepan consumes a feast of 25kg of fish, eggs, and vegetables every day. Like a giant dog, he’s quite the goof; he loves playing with his favorite ball"

I wish they would slather your genitals with 25kg of fish and eggs and let Stephan play with your balls...
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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by Bklyn » Thu Jun 02, 2016 10:10 am

Yeah, that chimp in upstate NY was domesticated, too. It's all well and good until the day he decides to be a bear.
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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by Bklyn » Thu Jun 02, 2016 10:11 am

On the gorilla thing, I thought about bringing it up to you guys but didn't because it's a slam dunk case, in my estimation. I didn't expect anyone on here to feel any different about it. Personally, I don't understand how people can question the decision to take down the bear.
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Post by sardis » Thu Jun 02, 2016 11:51 am

Or that it's anyone's fault. Things happen. You can easily lose track of a kid, and do you really want your zoo to make such a fortress that the experience is muted?

Went to a AAA baseball here and they have foul ball netting all the way down past first and third base. We've gone crazy.

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Post by CAT » Sat Jun 04, 2016 6:26 pm

I think the people to blame were the idiotic screaming crowds watching. If they had stayed quiet it would not have agitated the gorilla and his handlers would probably have been able to get the child as happened a little while ago.Apes have proven to be very protective of young.
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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by hedge » Fri Jun 10, 2016 8:59 am

I want someone's ass blistered in the middle of Thanksgiving Square.

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Post by crotch » Fri Jun 10, 2016 1:06 pm

....funny stuff


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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by Bklyn » Fri Jun 10, 2016 3:03 pm

Funny.

George Bush did shit on him, though. The dog was right about that.
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